Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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