Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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