maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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