Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Randomize
