She's JV to your varsity
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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