very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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