summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i used baking grease as lip gloss
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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