This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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