I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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