His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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