theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
