I feel great
I just peed on a car
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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