i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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