CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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