he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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