I'm so fucking centered right now
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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