He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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