My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Girls should come with a carfax report
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Enjoy the penises
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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