Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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