I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
