Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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