The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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