I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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