Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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