I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
