i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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