I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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