i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I am one with the molecules
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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