After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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