spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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