I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I lost the right to judge tonight
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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