Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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