My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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