Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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