yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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