hotel room ftw
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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