the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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