thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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