that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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