And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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