omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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