Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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