Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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