You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I am naked and annoyed.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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