No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize