Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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