The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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