me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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