i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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