I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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