Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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