did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize
