i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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